NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
- Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
- Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying YOU ARE WRONG!
- Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
11 comments:
haha I love it!
So true I use all those words the same way!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
My husband would agree~ :)
Where do you find this stuff? So funny. and accurate!
oh so true!!!!
Now that was to a T!
So perfect :-)! I think #3 made me laugh the most..."Don't do it!" :-)
It was #4...baby memory is to blame :-)
How sad that it is so true and I use many of those words in the exact same way!:0)
JUst what I needed:):):)!
So True!! Esp #10
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