Monday, October 5, 2009

Monday Morning Chuckle


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
  1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 
  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
  5.  Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
  6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7.  Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). 
  8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying YOU ARE WRONG!
  9.  Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

11 comments:

Kayley said...

haha I love it!

Emma said...

So true I use all those words the same way!!!
Thanks for the laugh!

Ann Marie said...

My husband would agree~ :)

Diane said...

Where do you find this stuff? So funny. and accurate!

Christina Bambina said...

oh so true!!!!

monstermash said...

Now that was to a T!

Marci said...

So perfect :-)! I think #3 made me laugh the most..."Don't do it!" :-)

Marci said...

It was #4...baby memory is to blame :-)

Heather said...

How sad that it is so true and I use many of those words in the exact same way!:0)

calicocat said...

JUst what I needed:):):)!

SoBella Creations said...

So True!! Esp #10